Saturday, 25 November 2017

Pie



"Would you like some vegan pie," asks Ivan. "It's made from real vegans."

They all laugh. Mike indicates he'll have some.

"There is a whole clutch of them," Ivan laughs. "Was... a whole... clutch... of... them..." Ivan could feel his own eyebrows rise sharply. They all laugh. "A whole clutch of them, out Healesville way..."

"I love it out there," says Bryan. "So pretty."

"Just like you."

Bryan blushes.

"Vegan pie?" asks Ivan. "Real vegans, you know. We had to burn down the collectives and kill the men folk to get enough vegan meat for these pies."

"Oh, yes please," says Dan. "Never tried it."

"Tastes just like chicken, they say."