I Meant To Give Up Smoking When I Was Thirty

I'm an addict to the "tines" – nicotine, caffeine... Saltine, ha, ha.

I meant to give up smoking when I was thirty. Then it was forty. The next one doesn't bare thinking about, even if it is eons off yet.

Gotta put in some effort.

As for the caffeine, 6 cups a day, but I don't drink them all. Mostly, half goes cold and I go to make another.

Woo-hoo! Woop! Woop! Woop! Coffee wakes you up.

Give them a go, kids, coffee, cigarettes, crackers, you never know, you might just like them.

And on the Saltines, I suggest liverwurst.

Ah, and a sardine.

Omega 3, good for heart health and may have anti-inflammatory properties, good for your nicotine intake.

And there is always cheese, of course. I’ve got to love me some cheese. Crackers and cheese are made for one another.

Saltine. Crackers. Liverwurst and cheese.

Caffeine. How many cups?

Nicotine. You know, you have to give up the smokes, especially for the blokes, otherwise the only cracker you will get is a saltine. I hope you like cheese.