A Christian fundamentalist mother stuffed a Bible in her baby's mouth killing her.
Well, there's one current use for the outdated old book.
Chuckle?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn’t laugh. But seriously?
Answer me this question, Christians. Why did God make her do it?
And don’t give me any of your bullshit. This is an entity, according to you, who created everything and everyone, and is responsible for everything that happens, so why did he make her do it?
And if you say he didn’t do it, and something else was responsible, your religion makes no sense.
“Do you think they had the funeral at the mother’s local church?”
“If she was a fundy, she would have had a church she went to regularly, wouldn’t she?”
“Oh yes, I’m sure she would have. They can’t live without god’s word on a daily basis.”
“I wonder how those conversations went, in the congregation at that poor little bastard’s funeral?”
“Wouldn’t you like to have been eavesdropping in that crowd.”
“Oh yes.”
“Me too, just to hear the, er, justifications.”
“How do you think the fundies would have explained that?”
“God moves in mysterious ways?”
“Fucken mysterious.”
They both laughed heartily.
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