Black car

Black Car
Whoosh!
This is my fast car.
Hang on!
We're gonna take this corner fast.
Let me show you what this baby can do.
You like that?
You don't even look that scared.
Shit your pants, you say.
Don’t you think it is good
To occasionally shit your pants,
Just so you know you are alive.
Ha ha ha!
That's V12 and 4WD control for you.
This baby rips.
Yes, I know, you just saw that.
Hang on!
I'm gonna push it harder.
It'll be alright.
Don't stress.
Have you finished climbing up the seatbelt?
This baby can do it.
Here we go!
Woo Hoo!
Feel that speed!
You can feel it right behind your nuts.
Right... there!
Did you feel that?
You did.
That is the best bit,
that feeling.
I love that feeling.
That tingle.
That rush.
It is the best.
Don't you love it?
Really?
That is what I live for,
that rush.
I don't get it any other place,
not work,
not home,
but behind the wheel of my black car.
It's like falling in love.
There is no substitute for it.
Nothing else comes close.