Don't you wish, sometimes
when you are sitting on the dish, sometimes
that all that backed up crap
would flow right out of you, just like that,
pull the stopper, let go.
Leaving you feeling free, ho, ho, ho.
OH YES! Big sigh. There it goes.
Thank the universe. Mum and Dad.
And Aunt Lucy for the rabbits.
Thank the lordy do dah dah,
if I didn’t know any better, that feeling,
in my, well, you know where, felt so good,
it could almost make me gay.
Bring up the orchestra,
bring down the curtain,
the final act has played, and is now over,
and we’re all going home,
changed for the experience we had,
with a whistle on our lips,
and a warm feeling in our hearts.
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