Tommy Boller

Little Tommy B

had a cock to his knee,

when he took it out tonight

he gave everyone a fright,

then he dropped it and took a pee,

and two small dogs almost drowned.

The smile fell off the face of the clown.

The woman in full conversation, 

stopped and reached for her glasses,

the waiter walking by with a tray, stopped

and contemplated Tommy’s arse as,

the old man with a limp fell to his knees.

The monkeys ran up the trees.

The cars out on the road had a smash,

and pothead Billy lost focus and dropped his stash.

A group of refuges saw it and wanted to set sail,

Alan Davies once again bought up the blue whale,

reports from Hubble were they could see it from space,

and Jackie Kennedy left JFK just in case.

Once Tommy was done, he whirled it around and around, until

the frightened group, the two revived dogs, the clown without a smile, the chatty woman and her friend, the waiter with a tray, the old man on his knees, the monkeys in the trees, the arguing drivers in the street, Billy with a spliff in his mouth, the refuges, the astronauts, and Jackie Kennedy in her Chanel suit,

were all wiping pee from their face.