“Speak when you are spoken to, jump when I say jump.”
“Yes, sir!”
“Jump!”
“Too slow.”
“What?”
“When I say jump? Okay? Jump.”
“Okay.”
“Why aren't you jumping?”
“Was that you saying Jump?”
“Yes.”
“Okay.”
“Don't make me get my whip.”
“I’m ready, sir!”
“Jump now! Don't think. Jump!”
“Jump?”
“Yes, now. Jump!”
“Ah.”
“Was that the jump?”
Crack! KerThwack!
“Okay! Ah!”
“There you go. Well done.”
“Ay? That nearly hit me.”
“Now, we have to work on doing it at the same time.”
“Together?”
“Yes, together. Like a well oiled machine. Jump!”
“Ah!”
“Come on! Now! All of you!”
“There is only me.”
Crack! KerThwack! KerThwack!
“Hey! You nearly hit me with that thing again.”
“Yes. Better.”
“Better because it nearly hit me?”
“Again!”
“Okay.”
KerThwack!
“Hey.”
“Jump!”
“I’m jumping. Ah!”
“And again.”
“Steady on.”
KerThwack!
“I don’t want to do this anymore.”
“Come on, don’t be a quitter.”
“Don’t be a saddest.”
KerThwack!
“You hit me with that. You actually hit me.”
KerThwack!
“Ouch! Hey. You bastard.”
“Jump!”
“Okay. Ah!”
“See you can do it when you want to.”
“Because of the fear of being maimed.”
KerThwack!
“Or injured.”
“Less yap.”
“Okay.”
“Jump!”
“Okay. Ah!”
“See, you can. Again!”
“Okay. Ah!”
“And again.”
“People are starting to stare.”
“Jump!
“Ah!”
“Good. Again!”
“Ah!”
“Jump!”
“I’ve had enough.”
“Jump!” KerThwack!
“Ouch!”
“Jump!” KerThwack!
“Knock it off with the whip.”
“Jump!” KerThwack!
“Ah!”
“Jump! KerThwack!
“Enough!”
“Jump! KerThwack!
“Ah! Stop!”
“Jump! KerThwack!
“Hey mate, are you okay?”
“No, no I’m not. Ah!”
“Jump! KerThwack!
“Hey buddy, let up.”
“Jump! KerThwack!
“Enough!”
“Jump! KerThwack!
“ENOUGH!”
"Quitter."
"This is the last time I come down the park with you for a little friendly training on a Saturday morning."
“Oh, come on, we were having fun.”
“You might have been having fun?”
“Oh, I was.” he laughed. “I was having lots of fun.”
“Sheesh!”
“You should have seen the look on your face when this…” KerThwack! “whizzed past your arse the very first time. Priceless.”
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