I Gave Up Smoking

I gave up smoking, it was a struggle this time. But when smoke starts seeping out of your arse, you really have to take stock. 

Was it some sort of leaking valve? I had to wonder? 

Everywhere I went I left a chem trail. So, was I now distributing chemical as well as biological agents behind me everywhere I went? I even suspected I could smell them, something like a cross between smoke and acid. And they wouldn’t dissipate like normal arse seepage, so I had to wonder, was left to speculate now, if my chemical release may be solar radiation management, weather modification, psychological manipulation, human population control, biological or chemical warfare, or was I inadvertently testing biological or chemical agents on a population, and that the trails were causing respiratory illnesses and other health problems in an unsuspecting population?

I dithered and dallied, but now it is done. He says confidently. I have quit the fags, and my bum seepage trailed off and finally stopped a few days in.