Tuesday 27 July 2010

It's Not Just Your Teeth That Change Colour

Bad behaviour, drinking again,

They say it surprised, like it had never happened before.

Oh, Red wine mouth, you looked like a ghoul the last time you looked.

Red wine pooh, it makes the pooh paper look like gravely liquorice.

Who looks? I know I always do. Do you?

It makes your vomit turn pink,

your mood turn grim,

your breath stink,

get in water and you sink,

you can’t swim, you shouldn’t even try,

because as they say, it’s a good way to die.


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