Wednesday 4 May 2011

The Mute Button

I thank the universe every day for the mute button, one of the greatest inventions by man, silencing the incessant advertising drivel and calming the world. It is possibly one of the most evil things invented by man, advertising. It hates the world and mankind, it only likes it's selfish self. It doesn't care who, or what, it steps on to make a sale. It doesn't care what truth, or lie, it needs to tell, to flog its wares. The truth means nothing, nothing at all, only money talks, isn't that swell?

Advertisers should be banned, put on a deserted island and waterboarded with their shouty adds, or forced to eat their shit, packaging and all.


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