Rick

He had nice hair,

but his eyes, 

nose and mouth, 

displeased him,

so, he had new ones,

sutured in,

after a night out

on the gin.

He is rather partial to his new pout

When he can, he likes to take them all out

Of course, the healing was gross

He hated that the most

But now he likes gazing in the mirror at his mouth.