Wednesday 11 May 2011

In Your Pants Company

The In Your Pants Company makes it perfectly acceptable for its staff to declare a love for sex, giving the illusion they're sexually availability in their friendly greeting.

"I love sex." Let's face it, who doesn't, with the attractive staff. "Can I help you?" Can I help you with something new to cover your body, can I help you with life.

It gives customer service a whole new meaning, the gals with their skimpy tops, and the guy’s bare chested with the elastic of their undies showing.

Staff have been "turned on" for their customer's pleasure with big, bright, and colourful 'sex' buttons they wear.

"We will take our pants off to get In Your Pants." 

Woo Hoo, there should be more of it, is what most focus groups say. Strapping guys and sexy gals, all tactile, suggestive and at times shivering with anticipation... of a sale, of course.

The badges are part of the Sex & Life advertising campaign for In Your Pants Clothing Co and new lust theme based designers shopping experience. 

The campaign also features the large image of a semi-naked woman, with gaffer tape over her nipples, having her jeans unzipped from behind, by various beefy men. 

It also features a large image of a strapping young man having his jeans pulls off by a gaggle of pretty girls, just leaving him in his undies, which we can see he is clearly enjoying.

She's Lovely! A bit Girl Next Door, if you know what I mean. But, it's not just for the guys, it is for the gals too. The guy’s sales team are just as provocative and just as cute.

Got to love that; it’s an edgy and chilled and cool approach to selling, with no hang ups and no limits to get a sale. Sure, it is for the young, but when isn't sex.

"We will take our pants off to get In Your Pants," say the guy shop staff, as enthusiastically as their gal counter parts.


But, you know, what I love the most, is listening to all the wowzers squeak and squirm and show the world their sexual hang ups. These are the same religious based campaigners who didn't understand what oral sex was. The leader Madge Vickers-Waffle blushed and said quite seriously, "I don't believe any god fearing man does that to his loving wife, not in my experience, " when it was explained to her that cunnilingus is not, in fact, a South American Trumpet player.


These guys & gals are giving everything for a sale and, on some occasions, I mean everything and they are loving it. A big smile, a quick song and dance routine, tell some jokes, all in the name of fun and, of course, a sale. You’ll love it too.


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